Bennie Bunker - Mar 23, 2009
I have, officially, taken my last class ever as a student. For real. I will still be studying all week for a comprehensive examination covering my entire Masters program. I take the test on Saturday and then I get to wait 4-6 weeks for them to deliver my results. I can then shed the title of 'Full-time student' forever! Word. Now that I am super smart, here is what I've learned: 1. I have been to as much school as Brett and he makes way more money than me. 2. I just paid 20 grand for a piece of paper and bragging rights. 3. I still only use 2 and 3 syllable words. 4. They should give spouses a diploma as well. 5. I hope to never write another 10-15 page research paper for the rest of my life. 6. I'm not sure what to do on a Saturday now that I won't be going back to work to do homework all day. They say you only retain 20% of information received, so I'm sure there are one or two more things that I've learned but I can't remember. |
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